About Me

Warning!!!

1. We dislike surprises.
2. We hate having decisions made for us. We’re INTJs; nobody is more qualified to make decisions than us.
• If you order me to do something I was already planning to do, the chances of me doing it automatically drops to zero!
3. We dislike getting gifts, as it burdens us with the need to reciprocate.
4. We hate small talk, gossip, and relationship/people talk. Really anything mundane is beneath us.
5. We get particularly annoyed by attacks on our intelligence, competence, and integrity.
• Especially by people who are stupid, arrogant, opinionated, and/or close minded.
6. We hate it when people try to manipulate us.
7. We hate insincerity and lying.
8. We dislike people interfering with our alone time.
• We extremely dislike people who waste our time.
9. We dislike people who are chronically late.
10. We dislike people who talk incessantly.

Now that you know the ground rules, it may be safe to interact with me.